am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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