just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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