Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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