Don't you send me to vm
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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