speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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