I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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