is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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