it hurts more in the daytime
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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