can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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