Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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