What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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