I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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