he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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