so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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