You made me cry and you don't even care
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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