I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
There are leaves in my underwear?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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