think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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