Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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