You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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