Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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