Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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