She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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