Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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