Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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