Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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