butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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