hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I have already put on my inside pants.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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