Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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