Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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