Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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