you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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