if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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