Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
this just has baby written all over it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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