tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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