Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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