But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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