So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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