im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My liver just had a heart attack.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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