Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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