We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
they're like a gay fantastic four
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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