let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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