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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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