Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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