I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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