Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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