Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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