Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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