morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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