Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
do nipples grow back?
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