Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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