I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My ass is underappreciated
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
