I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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