I love black thongs
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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