im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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