I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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