Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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