We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You're so nebulous sometimes
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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