so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Randomize
